1 Minute = 60 Seconds

1 Minute = 60 Seconds

For every 1 minute

you are angry with someone

YOU LOSE

60 seconds

of

PEACE

Take For Granted

We usually

TAKE FOR GRANTED

the things

that

we should be

GRATEFUL FOR

Greatest Loss

GREATEST LOSS

is

the loss

of

SELF-RESPECT

Fulfillment

FULFILLMENT

is enhanced

by others

BUT

does not depend

upon others

Talk Is Cheap

Yeah

Yup

Uh Huh

Uh Hmm

Errr

Sure

Cool

Gee

Nice

Great

Wow

TALK IS CHEAP

SO

MAKE IT

WORTHWHILE

Leech

LEECH

is

A Glutton

who

Nips off your Ideas

Savors on your Failure

Nibbles out your Inspiration

Bites off your Confidence

Chews at your Weakness

Snacks out your Associates

Munches in your Privacy

Swallows down your Aspirations

Ingests out your Sanity

Devors all your Generosity

Feeds on your Possessions

Consumes up your Vigor

Gorges down your Success

Gobbles up your Pride

&

could still

dedicate a

"Toast to you"

Gulps down your Dignity

with

the whole bottle

of fine Champagne

that belongs to you

&

Digests your Life

I Try

I TRY

to make

at least

one person or more

TO SMILE

OR

TO LAUGH

each & everyday

I begin

soon after

when I open my eyes

by looking

at the mirror...

At Your Lowest

When you are

at your

LOWEST

You will know

who are your

CLOSEST

3 Liaisons

3 LIAISONS:

SEEING OR DATING SOMEONE
it is like having
an elemenatary Lego Set
It is a great challenge for you
to eagerly build up the blocks
but somehow, you don't even know why
you will knock them down again?
as usual...for no apparent reasons
MARRIAGE
it is like having
a 5,000 piece Jig Saw Puzzle Set
Once you get all the little pieces affixed
glued & framed up on a wall
you don't want to ever break them up
because you will have a hard time
to start from scratch...all over again
HAVING AN AFFAIR
it is like having
a high-tech Transformer Set
It is fun knowing that
you have a "ten-in-one toy" that
you could transform & perform it
at any time & at any place
into any object...of your desire

Con Artist

A Con Artist

will let you win

in

everything

all the time

He just needs to

outdo you

in

one thing

&

only

one time

Bugbear

BUGBEAR

Is it a bug?

Is it a bear?

OR

Is it a bug

that lives on a bear?

NO

It is

"Pain In The Neck"

Rainbow

Men are like...

the powerful sun light

Women are like...

the gentle water droplets

When united

at an explicit moment

they create a breathtaking

RAINBOW

Intimidation

Cats are intimidated by dogs

not

by size

but

by loudness

If

rats could bark

cats would get mugged

Happy Couples

Happy Couples

do not complain

about each other

because

they do their very best

not to give each other

even a reason to complain

Spendthrift Versus Extravagance

SPENDTHRIFT

is

when you

find that you have

excessive plastic bags at home

EXTRAVAGANCE

is

when you

find that you have

abundance of paper bags at home

Slug

SLUG

Slugging a Slug

or

Shooting a Slug into

a Sluggard's head

will not

make them

any less

Sluggish

Outside In

lt is good

to get to know people

inside out

BUT

do not strip them

from outside in

BECAUSE

just like onions

they will end you up

in tears

Drinking Problem

IF

you have a drinking problem

Don't name your pets

WHISKY or SHANDY

TRY

CANDY or FUZZY

Rumor

RUMOR

is a

RAZZMATAZZ

that spreads like fire

ONLY IF

you pay attention to it

Music

MUSIC

is not just a tune or a melody

it is a

sensational rhythm

that

CAN

DOMINATE

YOUR

EMOTIONAL STATE

The Soul

If you are

"feeling lost"

listen to your soul

instead of your head or your heart

because

THE SOUL

often knows

it's way back home

Humble Pie

Humble Pie

is very hard to swallow

BUT

it is worth the gulp

Fabrication

Fabrication

is a cuisine

that anybody can cook up

without using their hands

by

just using their heads

Rapport

RAPPORT

Tarnish not

because

once speckled...

stain removers

are not accessible

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Have I grown up?

Probably

Have I grown shorter?

Possibly

Have I grown wiser?

Maybe

Have I grown richer?

Perhaps

ONE THING FOR SURE

that has not changed

is

MY

LOVE

&

GRATITUDE

TO ALL OF YOU

tHANk yOu

Zest

ZEST

is

when nobody understands

why do you take such a long time

& how you could mess up

the whole kitchen counter

to attempt making some lemonade...

You simply

SIP, SMILE & SAY,
"Mmmm, ahhh...

my limon zest zuice"

HAPPY VALENTINE'S!!! (2010)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S!!!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

for all the wonderful

e-mails, phone SMS, MMS & calls, cards & gifts

Your loving & caring thoughts

are very much appreciated!!!

Wishing All Of You

TONS OF LOVE

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

SPECIAL THANKS TO YOU

for your continuous support & participation

Your relationship with us

has been most valuable

&

we look forward to

MAKING

THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE

May the

Year of the Tiger

bring you an abundance of

HEALTH

LOVE

WEALTH

Talent

TALENT

IS A GIFT

that

needs a little effort

to be noticed

but

needs a lot of working on

to be recognized

Color Or Race

Do not judge a person by his face

Nor disapprove his color or race

Everyone comes from a different base or place

To discriminate amongst...is such a disgrace

Depression

Depression

is like...

being confined in a prison

without a valid conviction

&

you are the Chief Warden

Adaptability

Adaptability

has a forceful positive effect

only if applied

UNFORCEFULLY

The Best Gift Of All

The Best Gift Of All

is being able to utilize

all your five senses

if not six...

Daylight Robbery

Daylight Robbery

Not sleeping at nights...
sure robs the daylight
out of me!!!

Meaning It Means...

Say what you mean

&

mean what you say

BUT

do not be mean

with what you say

Stop Labelling

Stop labelling people...

they are not food jars

Joy & Gratitude

Give with Joy

&

Receive with Gratitude

Good Reason, Bad Excuse

Find a good reason

not to be a bad person

&

Find a bad excuse

to be a good person

Up & Down

What goes up

must keep going higher

&

What goes down

must stop going any lower

Self-Distinctiveness

SELF-DISTINCTIVENESS
is knowing that
you may be imitated

BUT

not duplicated