SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!!!



Sunday, February 28, 2010

Intimidation

Cats are intimidated by dogs
not
by size
but
by loudness
If
rats could bark
cats would get mugged

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Happy Couples

Happy Couples
do not complain
about each other
because
they do their very best
not to give each other
even a reason to complain

Friday, February 26, 2010

Spendthrift Versus Extravagance

SPENDTHRIFT
is
when you
find that you have
excessive plastic bags at home
EXTRAVAGANCE
is
when you
find that you have
abundance of paper bags at home

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Slug

SLUG
Slugging a Slug
or
Shooting a Slug into
a Sluggard's head
will not
make them
any less
Sluggish

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Outside In

lt is good
to get to know people
inside out
BUT
do not strip them
from outside in
BECAUSE
just like onions
they will end you up
in tears

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Drinking Problem

IF
you have a drinking problem
Don't name your pets
WHISKY or SHANDY
TRY
CANDY or FUZZY

Monday, February 22, 2010

Rumor

RUMOR
is a
RAZZMATAZZ
that spreads like fire
ONLY IF
you pay attention to it

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Music

MUSIC
is not just a tune or a melody
it is a
sensational rhythm
that
CAN
DOMINATE
YOUR
EMOTIONAL STATE

Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Soul

If you are
"feeling lost"
listen to your soul
instead of your head or your heart
because
THE SOUL
often knows
it's way back home

Friday, February 19, 2010

Humble Pie

Humble Pie
is very hard to swallow
BUT
it is worth the gulp

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Fabrication

Fabrication
is a cuisine
that anybody can cook up
without using their hands
by
just using their heads

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Rapport

RAPPORT
Tarnish not
because
once speckled...
stain removers
are not accessible

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
Have I grown up?
Probably
Have I grown shorter?
Possibly
Have I grown wiser?
Maybe
Have I grown richer?
Perhaps
ONE THING FOR SURE
that has not changed
is
MY
LOVE
&
GRATITUDE
TO ALL OF YOU
tHANk yOu

Monday, February 15, 2010

Zest

ZEST
is
when nobody understands
why do you take such a long time
& how you could mess up
the whole kitchen counter
to attempt making some lemonade...
You simply
SIP, SMILE & SAY,
"Mmmm, ahhh...
my limon zest zuice"

Sunday, February 14, 2010

HAPPY VALENTINE'S!!! (2010)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S!!!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
for all the wonderful
e-mails, phone SMS, MMS & calls, cards & gifts
Your loving & caring thoughts
are very much appreciated!!!
Wishing All Of You
TONS OF LOVE

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
SPECIAL THANKS TO YOU
for your continuous support & participation
Your relationship with us
has been most valuable
&
we look forward to
MAKING
THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE
May the
Year of the Tiger
bring you an abundance of
HEALTH
LOVE
WEALTH

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Talent

TALENT
IS A GIFT
that
needs a little effort
to be noticed

but
needs a lot of working on
to be recognized

Friday, February 12, 2010

Color Or Race

Do not judge a person by his face
Nor disapprove his color or race
Everyone comes from a different base or place
To discriminate amongst...is such a disgrace

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Depression

Depression
is like...
being confined in a prison
without a valid conviction
&
you are the Chief Warden

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Adaptability

Adaptability
has a forceful positive effect
only if applied
UNFORCEFULLY

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Best Gift Of All

The Best Gift Of All
is being able to utilize
all your five senses
if not six...

Monday, February 8, 2010

Daylight Robbery

Daylight Robbery
Not sleeping at nights...
sure robs the daylight
out of me!!!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Meaning It Means...

Say what you mean
&
mean what you say
BUT
do not be mean
with what you say

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Stop Labelling

Stop labelling people...
they are not food jars

Friday, February 5, 2010

Joy & Gratitude

Give with Joy
&
Receive with Gratitude

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Good Reason, Bad Excuse

Find a good reason
not to be a bad person
&
Find a bad excuse
to be a good person

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Up & Down

What goes up
must keep going higher
&
What goes down
must stop going any lower

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Self-Distinctiveness

SELF-DISTINCTIVENESS
is knowing that
you may be imitated
BUT
not duplicated

Monday, February 1, 2010

Sanity

Although this world is filled with "insanities"
there is still a little sanity left
in each & everyone of us
Because
all souls on earth are created
pure & spiritually sane