Vices

VICES

are

ONLY
TERRIBLY

ANNOYING

if

YOU

DON'T

HAVE ANY



A Dead Duck

it is

POINTLESS

to

ASK

A

DEAD DUCK

to
GO

FOR A SWIM



To Impress Someone

it

TAKES

very

LITTLE EFFORT

TO
IMPRESS

someone

THAT
already

LIKES

YOUR

APPEARANCE

from the start

 

 

Story & Price

EVERYONE

has

A

STORY

&

A

PRICE

 

 

Do Not Be Addicted

DO NOT

BE

ADDICTED

to
ANYTHING

that

WILL

DESTROY

YOU

Women Wonder Unnecessarily

WOMEN

WONDER

UNNECESSARILY

when

THEY HAVE

TOO MUCH TIME

&

NO MEN

they

WONDER

WHAT'S WRONG

WITH THE MEN

when

THEY HAVE

TOO MANY MEN

&

TOO LITTLE TIME

they

WONDER

WHAT'S UP

WITH THE MEN

The Best Out Of You

PEOPLE

who

BRING OUT
THE BEST
OUT OF YOU

are

USUALLY
THE
PEOPLE

that

YOU

ARE
ATTRACTED TO

 

 

Who Really Cares For You

you

WILL

DEFINITELY KNOW

who

REALLY CARES

FOR YOU

especially

WHEN
YOU ARE SICK

 

 

Bad Words

saying

"WHATEVER"

"FINE"

"AS YOU LIKE"

as

THE

LAST WORD

are

BAD WORDS

to use

The Best Instinct

ANIMALS

have

THE

BEST

INSTINCT

on

HUMAN

 

 

Anniversaries & Birthdays

ANNIVERSARIES

&

BIRTHDAYS

are

VERY

VERY

VERY

IMPORTANT

to

WOMEN

 

 

Chase After You

DO NOT

EXPECT

SOMEONE

to

CHASE

AFTER

YOU

BECAUSE

when

THE

CHASING STOPS

later

YOU

will

FALL

REALLY BADLY



HAPPY MALAYSIA DAY!!! (2012)

WISHING ALL

A

HAPPY

MALAYSIA DAY!!!

Malaysia Day is held on September 16th every year to commemorate the establishment of the Malaysian federation on the same date in 1963. It marked the joining together of Malaya, North Borneo, Sarawak & Singapore to form Malaysia. The formation of the new federation was planned to occur on June 1st, 1963...but was later postponed to August 31st, 1963...in order to coincide with the sixth Hari Merdeka (Independence Day).

Several issues related to the Indonesian & the Filipino objection to the formation of Malaysia delayed the declaration to September 16th of the same year. The postponement was also done to allow the United Nations team time to conduct referendums in North Borneo (now Sabah) & Sarawak regarding the two states participation in a new federation.

The formation of Malaysia was made possible through the introduction of the Malaysia Bill to the Malayan Parliament on July 9th, 1963...& consent from the Yang di-Pertuan Agong on August 29th, 1963.

Prior to the formation of Malaysia...Sarawak gained its transitional administration on July 22nd, 1963...while Singapore & North Borneo (which was renamed Sabah) began its transitional administration from the United Kingdom on August 31st, 1963...thus coinciding with the sixth anniversary of the Malayan independence.

September 16th...Malaysia Day is a federal public holiday in Malaysia since 2010.

Your Private Parts

IF

you

DON'T

HAVE

VALUES

for

YOUR

PRIVATE PARTS

you

DON'T

HAVE

VALUES

for

YOUR

OTHER PARTS

Super Fun

FUN

is

ONLY

SUPER
FUN

WHEN

it is

TEMPORARY

Selfishness

SELFISHNESS

is

EXPECTING

SOMEONE

to be

FAITHFUL

when

YOU

ARE NOT

Can't Express

PEOPLE

who

CAN'T

EXPRESS

themselves

usually

FEAR

REJECTIONS

A Different Opinion

DO NOT

GET

ALL WORKED UP

when

PEOPLE ARGUE

with you

because

EVERYONE

is

ENTITLED

to

A

DIFFERENT

OPINION

from yours

Going Through Hell

when

YOU

ARE GOING

THROUGH

HELL

DON'T

TURN BACK

just

KEEP GOING

till

YOU SEE

the sign

'EXIT'

Relaxation

RELAXATION

is

KNOCKING

at least

6

NOTCHES

OFF

THE SPEED

in

WHAT YOU ARE DOING

When Someone Breaks Down

WHEN

someone

BREAKS DOWN

DON'T

AWAKEN

HIS SENSES

just

LET HIM

HAVE HIS MOMENTS

You Know He Loves You

you

KNOW

HE LOVES YOU

when

HE FALLS ASLEEP

in your arms

&

WAKES UP

in your dreams

Good Friends

GOOD

FRIENDS

may be

OCEANS APART

BUT

the

BEST PART

is

THAT

they

ALWAYS

remain

CLOSE

TO

YOUR HEART

Worry All The Time

PEOPLE

WORRY

all the time

but

MOST OF THE TIME

what

THEY WORRY

that will happen

NEVER
ACTUALLY

HAPPENED

So Much Hurt & Pain

DO NOT

HANG ON

to

THOSE

whom

HAD CAUSED YOU

so much

HURT & PAIN

YOU

should

MOVE ON

because

YOU

KNOW

you

DESERVE
SOMEONE BETTER
that
APPRECIATES
you

So Busy Guiding Others

some

PEOPLE

are

SO BUSY

GUIDING OTHERS

they

FORGOT

WHERE

THEY WERE HEADING

themselves



Take Off The Mask

you

MUST

TAKE OFF

THE

MASK

that

YOU FEAR

YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT

which is

THE SAME MASK

that

YOU FEAR LIVING WITHIN

Night In The Dance Club

AT THE END

of the

NIGHT

in the

DANCE CLUB

YOU

either

END UP

making

AWESOME or TERRIBLE

SEX

or

END UP

making

ATROCIOUS or EXCELLENT

FRIENDS