SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!!!



Monday, March 28, 2011

Propaganda

PROPAGANDA
also
MEANS

NOT
HAVING
a
PROPER
AGENDA

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Senility

SENILITY
is

when
YOU
FORGET
names & faces

then
YOU
FORGET
to pull up your zipper

&

it
GETS WORSE
when
YOU
FORGET
to pull your pants down

Saturday, March 26, 2011

EARTH HOUR 2011


Switch off your lights
for 1 hour!!!
From 8:30pm to 9:30pm
March 26, 2011
(Saturday)

People across the world from all walks of life
will turn off their lights & join together
in celebration & contemplation of
the one thing we all have in common
~SAVE OUR PLANET~

Earth Hour is a movement that encourages the public to switch off their lights for one hour to conserve power & take a stand against climate change & global warming.

Save your money
on
electricity
&
help reduce
the
world's energy crises
  • The first Earth Hour took place in Australia in 2007 & had spread widely to other countries just a year later.

  • Participating communities have steadily risen from 35 countries in 2008...to 88 countries in 2009.

  • The World Wildlife Fund has reported that 128 countries had participated in the 2010 Earth Hour.

Friday, March 25, 2011

HAPPY 50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!! (2011)

WISHING
YOU
my dearestDAD & MOM


for your50th
(GOLD)
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!


May
you both beBLESSED
withTHE BEST OF HEALTH
&ETERNAL LOVE!!!


Thursday, March 24, 2011

Lose Weight

DO NOT
STARVE
to
LOSE
WEIGHT

NEVER FOOL
your
STOMACH

IT
will
START STORING
what we call
FATS

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Security

A
strong
MAN'S SHOULDERS

may be
ABLE
to
PROTECT YOU

BUT

it
IS
his
GENTLE ARMS
that
ENCIRCLE
you
WITH
SECURITY

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

To Blame

IF
you
CAN SMILE
when
THINGS GO WRONG

YOU
will
HAVE
SOMEONE
in mind
TO BLAME

Monday, March 21, 2011

They Don't Listen

PEOPLE
who
DO NOT
say anything

DOES NOT MEAN
they
DON'T LISTEN

They just
DON'T KNOW HOW
to
RESPOND
FAVORABLY

Sunday, March 20, 2011

When You Believe

WHEN
YOU
BELIEVE
something can be done

YOUR
MIND
WILL FIND
the ways to do it

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Angels

WE
are
ALL

by nature
ANGELS
with one wing

It takes
TWO
TO
FLY

Friday, March 18, 2011

Clam & Oyster

YOU
CAN'T TURN
a
CLAM
into
an
OYSTER

nor

CAN
YOU MAKE
an
OYSTER
to be
a
CLAM

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Mind Your Own Business

Most
PEOPLE

CREATE
THEIR
OWN
PROBLEMS

by
INTERFERING
too often
in
OTHERS' AFFAIRS

MIND
YOUR
OWN
BUSINESS

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Weaknesses

FACE
&
ADMIT
your
WEAKNESSES

BUT

DO NOT
LET IT
EMPOWER YOU

let it
TEACH YOU
the meaning of

PATIENCE
&
UNDERSTANDING

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

A True Friend

A
FRIEND
EXPECTS YOU
to always be
THERE FOR THEM

A
TRUE
FRIEND
ALWAYS WANTS
to be
THERE FOR YOU
without your expectation

Monday, March 14, 2011

Know Your Limitations

PEOPLE
often tend to

TAKE
MORE
RESPONSIBILITIES
than they are
CAPABLE
OF
CARRYING OUT

KNOW
YOUR
LIMITATIONS

DO NOT BITE OFF
more than you can chew

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Painful Decision

MY
BROTHER-IN-LAW
says

ONE
MUST
MAKE HARD
&
sometimesEMOTIONALLY
PAINFUL DECISION


versus
NO DECISION


Saturday, March 12, 2011

Frustration

FRUSTRATION
is

when
YOU
ARE
UNABLE
to
DO ANYTHING

TO
WITH
FOR

the
PERSON
that
YOU
REALLY
CARE
ABOUT

Friday, March 11, 2011

EARTHQUAKE & TSUNAMI IN JAPAN

OUR
DEEPEST
&
HEARTFELT
CONDOLENCES
to

ALL
THE
PEOPLE
&
their
families
relatives
friends
pets
(from all around the world)

FOR
the
UNFORTUNATE
March 11, 2011
EARTHQUAKE & TSUNAMI
in
JAPAN
THE LAND
of the
RISING SUN

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Losing Your Hair Or Teeth

FOR
those
WHO are LOSING
your
HAIR or TEETH

BE
THANKFUL
that
YOU
are
NOT LOSING
your
MIND

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

In Others' Shoes

ALWAYS
PUT
YOURSELF
in
OTHERS' SHOES

IF
you
FEEL
that
IT
HURTS
YOU

it
probably
HURTS
THE
OTHER PERSON
too

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Happy International Women's Day!!!!!

HAPPY
INTERNATIONAL
WOMEN'S DAY!!!!!
(March 8, 2011)
to
ALL
the
WOMEN
around
the
WORLD


International Women's Day (IWD) is a global day celebrating the economic, political & social achievements of women of the past, present & future.

The first IWD event was run in 1911. 2011 is the Global Centenary Year.

IWD reveres & celebrates women's success & equality.

The tradition sees men honoring their mothers, wives, girlfriends, colleagues, etc with flowers & small gifts. In some countries IWD has the equivalent status of Mother's Day where children give small presents to their mothers & grandmothers.

The new millennium has witnessed a significant change & attitudinal shift in both women's & society's thoughts about women's equality & emancipation.

With more women in the boardroom, greater equality in legislative rights & an increased critical mass of women's visibility as impressive role models in every aspect of life...women have gained much respect, tribute & honor worldwide.


IWD is now an official holiday in Afghanistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Cambodia, China (for women only), Cuba, Georgia, Guinea-Bissau, Eritrea, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Madagascar (for women only), Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Nepal (for women only), Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uganda, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Vietnam & Zambia.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Nightmares

having
NIGHTMARES
in
YOUR
SLEEP

is
JUST
A
REFLECTION
of
YOUR
FEARS

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Live Your Life

when
YOU WERE BORN
you were crying
&
EVERYONE
around you was smiling

LIVE
YOUR
LIFE

so that

when
YOU DIE
you are the one smiling
&
EVERYONE
around you is crying

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Love In Return

GIVING
someone
ALL YOUR LOVE
is

NEVER
AN
ASSURANCE

that
they
will love you back

DO NOT EXPECT
LOVE
IN
RETURN

JUST WAIT
for it
TO GROW
in the heart

BUT

IF
it doesn't
BE CONTENT
it grew in yours

Friday, March 4, 2011

We Do Not Know

WE
DO NOT KNOW
what
WE
HAVE GOT
until
IT
IS GONE

&

WE
DO NOT KNOW
what
WE
HAVE BEEN MISSING
until
IT
ARRIVES

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Happiest Of People

THE
HAPPIEST
of
PEOPLE

DO NOT
NECESSARILY
HAVE THE BEST
of everything

THEY
just
MAKE THE MOST
of everything

that
COMES
along their way

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Hunger

THERE
are
MORE
PEOPLE
in this world

who
HUNGER
for
LOVE

than
for
FOOD

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Sleeping

we
CAN'T
REALLY
MEASURE
how
MUCH SLEEP
one
REALLY NEEDS

WASTE NOT
too much time
ON
SLEEPING

for
YOU
can
SLEEP FOREVER
when
YOU
ARE
DEAD